Welcome to hell!

When I was 5-6 years old I asked my dad, 'Dad, what is technology?' and my dad goes 'It's magic, Joel, it's magic.' - Joel from Vinesauce

Check out my Newgrounds while you're at it, I make art

Unlike the crap from the 1990's, this website's actually under construction! What a twist!

Also don't answer calls or texts from people you don't know, no matter how tempting. Stay safe, folks.

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JOIN THIS FORUM I RUN WITH MY FRIENDS PLZ

We've got Mafia-like RPs, regular Mafia, lots of forum games... basically Forum Game Section: The Forum. Join today!

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Head on over to the Mustard Pages because too bad, these hot singles don't exist! Sucker!